woke up with more shit in my pants than i care to admit

Nick was in shower for a little too long

Write a song about it @dirt kevin

browned my favourite overalls so hard i had to retire them

wat happened to metokur

he fartied too hard

nick was fapping he told me

He's moving to Texas

sam is gay

and i like it

lol

sam is pretty cute ngl

bobop is a irl catboy

stfu

he's the reason nick is late

Sam's voice makes me mad after long periods of time

smelling my armpits rn

im masculine af

sam is big gay

shut up sam

men can be cute sam

sam's the type of nigga that when u slap his ass in the prison showers and say "u gotta lemme get some of that bruh" he giggles

Sam Hyde> Sam

says the guy who wants to be a "lazy gf"

RT if you want to kick Sam in the stomach

retweet if you wanna dick sam

uwu kevin

i dont

sam whats your shoe size

we need to fix sam's voice

asking for a friend

sam

sam show boobs

give us your digits

i hate my voice lol

rt if you would sieg heil in public to impress sam and eventually court him

Sharia is pretty epic

Very good guest

Woah wtf @Deleted User

That’s fucked up