Lmao its not the chairforce

bro I lift 2megatons

He'll be attending basic training for the Salvation Army soon.

This

If he did, mad respects

At least I'll be going outside

Nigga have you even seen the inside of a salvation army

The NEETbux have almost run dry.

Doing some actual charity is a burn? Lol

Or even used one

Fucking privileged little fag

only good army is the People's Liberation Army

Lmao commie talking about neetbux

Try living in ghetto

Marx literally collected neetbux his whole life

Autism

@Huey Long The implication is that he's a basement-dweller who will soon fall from his parents good graces and be forced onto the street to fend for himself.

Lmao

Ok this is epic

@Deleted User have you ever worked a day in your life

Thats pretty intellectual

the implication is he won't make it in the job market as a drop out and resorted to enlisting.

Nah

I enlisted for training

And trade school opportunities

Which makes alot of money

More so then psychology

Or mathematics

I want to be an intellectual, but for practical shit, like agriculture or natural conservation (its no gay please no bully)

And no debt

Your simpleton non rick and morty watching mind cannot even begin to grasp what i implied with the previous statement

This, like my experience as a Chad high schooler, might also come as a surprise: I have! In fact, I have quite a few years of work experience under my belt. Including a stint on a production line in a large factory.

No body cares about your high school experience

The fact that you keep bringing it up

Speaks that it wasnt very good

>essay

Hurry it up

Fucks sake

This may sound gay, but do any of you guys collect miniatures? It's pretty bourgy and mostly done by retirees, buuuut....

Man that punctuation

Is that why you probably fantasized about a magical locker room encounter between you and I after hearing that I was a jock? We all know how repressed your sexuality is, hence why you see gayness everywhere you look.