From professor fruity

If you don't call your dick Mr Johnson, you're officially retarded

This

^^^^^

@Chronik Your mother and I have a strict sexercise regimen. I can assure you the calories are just falling off.

Lmao

I know you kinda need dick in your life, just don't involve me in this

Sexercise

Wtf kinda a shit is that

Sexercise. Sounds ho... I mean degenerate

It sounds degenerate

sex and exercised, neither of which you get.

O schitt

*roasted* *dab* *colorized*

You kinda need to exercise daily when your getting ready for the military bucko

chairforce gay boy

@ajsbeast how much do you lift

>Joining the military
>Not becoming swole farmer

Lmao its not the chairforce

bro I lift 2megatons

He'll be attending basic training for the Salvation Army soon.

This

If he did, mad respects

At least I'll be going outside

Nigga have you even seen the inside of a salvation army

The NEETbux have almost run dry.

Doing some actual charity is a burn? Lol

Or even used one

Fucking privileged little fag

only good army is the People's Liberation Army

Lmao commie talking about neetbux

Try living in ghetto

Marx literally collected neetbux his whole life

Autism

@Huey Long The implication is that he's a basement-dweller who will soon fall from his parents good graces and be forced onto the street to fend for himself.

Lmao

Ok this is epic

@Deleted User have you ever worked a day in your life

Thats pretty intellectual

the implication is he won't make it in the job market as a drop out and resorted to enlisting.

Nah