Also yes... Me and my fashionable camo shirt

cute

Why black lipstick

I never undestood that

And i said singing off. Hahahaha i suck

kek

@🅱arD It's dark blue. #triggered

@A Really Bad Goy sir Templar and I have patches that say "Pork eating crusader

Nuke the israel, it nukes you back. "What are you talking about goy we don't have nukes" fucking sneaky kikes.

I'm sure one of my ancestors was an actual crusader. My father's side of the family was a clan of french knights.

beautiful.

looks like a chicken wing

i mean leg

100% prrof crusaders were black kangz

WE WUZ MUSLIMS AND MUSLIM KILLERS AND SHEIT!

Shit, if they said stuff like that I'd be inclined to encourage them

Totally does look like chicken... And his has an oven mit hand

He*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqO29qafMBk

That could also be a mailed hand.

#crusade

Shit reminds me of one of them Disney turkey legs... fuck, I'd kill for one

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They used to sometimes wear chain mail on their hands.

we wuz kangs

@Affectomancer At least one of my ancestors was definitely a Crusader

Sir Hugh Tyrell, First Baron of Castleknock

a key player in the Norman invasion of Ireland, and was also at the Siege of Acre

they actually have a kang emoji

He also made significant land grants to the Hospitallers

Chain mail gloves are legit

I'd make one.

i wear chain mail gloves at work

when i use the meat slicer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jlVvbpnyIA

I just learned I'm related to some spanish people in the distant past.