in the REAL Womp commandments

Praise Caliph Washington!

Should the commandments be written in the sacred language of Womp? Like the Bible in Latin?

9. Thou shall not steal from Wompists

10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors Womp

Womp day is each weekend

Womp must be given at least three days of each week

Everyday is Womp Day

And at least five hours a day

Obviously

But I mean for Wompist meditation

1. I am Womp thy God, thou shalt have no Gods before Womp.
2. You shall not bow to any Idols or graven images not of Womp.
3. Thou shalt not use the words of Womp in vain.
4. Remember the Womp Hour of 6 PM EST.
5. Honor thy Father and thy Mother and thy Priest in the name of Womp.
6.Thou shalt not commit crime against any of the Wompists.
7. Thou shalt not marry a heretic or infidel.
8. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
9.Thou shalt not steal from thy neighbor Wompists.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor Wompists' possessions

That

~~but unironically~~

Scheffs quit calling me Caliph

I am simply a humble servant of Womp serving in keeping our belief pure

Ight

Excuse me

Womp has enlightened me

Womp must be given at least three days each week

Womp is hour, not day

And five hours a day for Wompist meditation

W O M P A S C E N D E D

Womp must have days

"No"

Womp is to be practiced each day

“Yes”

We must dedicate days each week specifically to Womp

Womp is the sixth hour of the afternoon on the American East Coast

Everyday is Womp

Every day is to be dedicated to Womp

Chief

but there are specific hours each day to devote yourself fully

Scheffs and I created this religion

Stahp the attempted takeover and kill some heretics

Womp has revealed himself to me

There shall be no leaders in this Theocracy

One for all, all for one

WompCom

Womp is the true leader who guides us through this dark apocslypse

Womp has revealed himself to all of us