Message from @Scheffs
Discord ID: 461650038762897422
4. Do not take the name of Womp in vain
Womp came before Christianity
Christianity copied us
5. Remember the Womp Day of each week
6. Honor thy father and mother (unless they stand against Womp)
Womp Day?
It is Womp Hour
*inquisition intensifies*
~~real womp hours~~
7. Thou shall not kill (unless it is a heretic who shall be executed)
*grabs popcorn*
*intensifies womping*
8. Thou shall not commit adultery unless thy wife is not a Wompist
Oh...
Let me
write these
Can we reverse #8?
I am going to fix it
Thank you
in the REAL Womp commandments
Should the commandments be written in the sacred language of Womp? Like the Bible in Latin?
9. Thou shall not steal from Wompists
10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors Womp
Womp day is each weekend
Womp must be given at least three days of each week
Everyday is Womp Day
And at least five hours a day
Obviously
But I mean for Wompist meditation
1. I am Womp thy God, thou shalt have no Gods before Womp.
2. You shall not bow to any Idols or graven images not of Womp.
3. Thou shalt not use the words of Womp in vain.
4. Remember the Womp Hour of 6 PM EST.
5. Honor thy Father and thy Mother and thy Priest in the name of Womp.
6.Thou shalt not commit crime against any of the Wompists.
7. Thou shalt not marry a heretic or infidel.
8. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
9.Thou shalt not steal from thy neighbor Wompists.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor Wompists' possessions
That
~~but unironically~~
Scheffs quit calling me Caliph
I am simply a humble servant of Womp serving in keeping our belief pure
Ight
Excuse me
Womp has enlightened me
Womp must be given at least three days each week
Womp is hour, not day
And five hours a day for Wompist meditation