6. Honor thy father and mother (unless they stand against Womp)

Womp Day?

It is Womp Hour

*inquisition intensifies*

~~real womp hours~~

7. Thou shall not kill (unless it is a heretic who shall be executed)

*grabs popcorn*

*intensifies womping*

8. Thou shall not commit adultery unless thy wife is not a Wompist

Oh...

Let me

write these

Can we reverse #8?

I am going to fix it

Thank you

in the REAL Womp commandments

Praise Caliph Washington!

Should the commandments be written in the sacred language of Womp? Like the Bible in Latin?

9. Thou shall not steal from Wompists

10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors Womp

Womp day is each weekend

Womp must be given at least three days of each week

Everyday is Womp Day

And at least five hours a day

Obviously

But I mean for Wompist meditation

1. I am Womp thy God, thou shalt have no Gods before Womp.
2. You shall not bow to any Idols or graven images not of Womp.
3. Thou shalt not use the words of Womp in vain.
4. Remember the Womp Hour of 6 PM EST.
5. Honor thy Father and thy Mother and thy Priest in the name of Womp.
6.Thou shalt not commit crime against any of the Wompists.
7. Thou shalt not marry a heretic or infidel.
8. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
9.Thou shalt not steal from thy neighbor Wompists.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor Wompists' possessions

That

~~but unironically~~

Scheffs quit calling me Caliph

I am simply a humble servant of Womp serving in keeping our belief pure

Ight

Excuse me

Womp has enlightened me

Womp must be given at least three days each week

Womp is hour, not day

And five hours a day for Wompist meditation

W O M P A S C E N D E D

Womp must have days

"No"

Womp is to be practiced each day