Message from @tsarsNeezy
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And at least five hours a day
Obviously
But I mean for Wompist meditation
1. I am Womp thy God, thou shalt have no Gods before Womp.
2. You shall not bow to any Idols or graven images not of Womp.
3. Thou shalt not use the words of Womp in vain.
4. Remember the Womp Hour of 6 PM EST.
5. Honor thy Father and thy Mother and thy Priest in the name of Womp.
6.Thou shalt not commit crime against any of the Wompists.
7. Thou shalt not marry a heretic or infidel.
8. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
9.Thou shalt not steal from thy neighbor Wompists.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor Wompists' possessions
That
~~but unironically~~
Scheffs quit calling me Caliph
I am simply a humble servant of Womp serving in keeping our belief pure
Ight
Excuse me
Womp has enlightened me
Womp must be given at least three days each week
Womp is hour, not day
And five hours a day for Wompist meditation
W O M P A S C E N D E D
Womp must have days
"No"
Womp is to be practiced each day
“Yes”
We must dedicate days each week specifically to Womp
Everyday is Womp
Every day is to be dedicated to Womp
Chief
but there are specific hours each day to devote yourself fully
Scheffs and I created this religion
Stahp the attempted takeover and kill some heretics
Womp has revealed himself to me
There shall be no leaders in this Theocracy
One for all, all for one
WompCom
Womp is the true leader who guides us through this dark apocslypse
Womp has revealed himself to all of us
And Womp shall win the day
Womp reveals himself fully to his chosen
We are united by Womp
We are all his elect
We are enlightened by Womp
to live with him after the end of times
***Jesus fucking christ, the Jews have evolved...***
No