since Scheffs is under investigation

cannot trust

with the doctrine of our holy beliefs

Woah woah, I came up with the party 😦

You said caliph

Tha is heresy

^

Caliph is the title of heretic prophet leaders

Crap

I will work extra hard in the salt mines to please the gods of Womp and to apologize for the heresy I caused

caliph>pope

change my mind

1. I am the Womp thy Womp

2.No other Womps before Womp

3. No graven images or likenesses of anything but Womp

Do not copy the heretics

4. Do not take the name of Womp in vain

Womp came before Christianity

Christianity copied us

5. Remember the Womp Day of each week

6. Honor thy father and mother (unless they stand against Womp)

Womp Day?

It is Womp Hour

*inquisition intensifies*

~~real womp hours~~

7. Thou shall not kill (unless it is a heretic who shall be executed)

*grabs popcorn*

*intensifies womping*

8. Thou shall not commit adultery unless thy wife is not a Wompist

Oh...

Let me

write these

Can we reverse #8?

I am going to fix it

Thank you

in the REAL Womp commandments

Praise Caliph Washington!

Should the commandments be written in the sacred language of Womp? Like the Bible in Latin?

9. Thou shall not steal from Wompists

10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors Womp

Womp day is each weekend