I think this is enough for tonight

2nd Civil War will be chads phyiscally removing leftists. The chads will be assisted by neckbeards, who will use their elite haxorsz skills in order to destroy the cellphone-based infrasructure of the enemy.

Civil War 2 will have battle royale mode

Would it even be a war lol

It would probably be the shortest war in human history

Just a glorious massacre

Hell, I'd drop the guns and use a fucking sword

Found this gem

This one is prime poster material for your white working class areas

Good morning folks

>has never shot a gun in his life
>"I CAN FIGHT DA NAZEES"

Jesus this shit is so cringy

Knowing the sort of people we're dealing with, I bet most of them are being sincere about these fantasies

Oh you want to see cringy? Loot at this little number

>I won because I was compassionate

True military scholars, really.

You remember when Patton took down the German army by compassionate-ing them to death

I recently read Art Of War and I think I can find a passage about winning through coma pass

Oh wait, I can’t

It's like these guys think this is Fallout New Vegas and you can speech check your way out of a battle

I imagine there's some that are just doing it for humorous purposes, but considering the type of "people" we're dealing with, I don't think it's too far off to say most of them are sincere

Oh boy I found a much better one