Message from @Dad Bot

Discord ID: 450402025017180180


2018-05-27 20:55:42 UTC  

I'd rather lotion up your ass

2018-05-27 20:55:45 UTC  

When I mount you frmo behind

2018-05-27 20:55:48 UTC  

Not in a gay way though

2018-05-27 20:55:51 UTC  

Just in a

2018-05-27 20:55:52 UTC  

Ya know

2018-05-27 20:55:54 UTC  

@FLanon Whatever the case, and whatever your economic station, know this…

You need to drink up.

And quickly.

And heavily.

Because your time is limited.

Real damned limited.

2018-05-27 20:55:55 UTC  

very gay actually

2018-05-27 20:55:57 UTC  

Show you know's boss

2018-05-27 20:56:02 UTC  

Not if I say no homo

2018-05-27 20:56:06 UTC  

:)

2018-05-27 20:56:17 UTC  

So party while you can, but mind the increasingly loud clock ticking away in the corners of your consciousness.

2018-05-27 20:56:21 UTC  

alright have fun with your gay fantasy

2018-05-27 20:56:29 UTC  

The clock that reminds you how little time you and yours have left.

2018-05-27 20:56:31 UTC  

that's the slippery slope of being a furry

2018-05-27 20:56:35 UTC  

I'm not a furry.

2018-05-27 20:56:35 UTC  

Hi not a furry., I'm Dad!

2018-05-27 20:56:38 UTC  

Nigger^

2018-05-27 20:56:40 UTC  

Not much more now.

Tick, tock.

Tick, tock.

Tick.

Tock.

2018-05-27 20:56:41 UTC  

best friend

2018-05-27 20:56:50 UTC  

I'm your best friend!?

2018-05-27 20:56:50 UTC  

Hi your best friend!?, I'm Dad!

2018-05-27 20:56:52 UTC  

:D

2018-05-27 20:56:58 UTC  

no it's dadbot

2018-05-27 20:57:00 UTC  

oh

2018-05-27 20:57:03 UTC  

d!dab

2018-05-27 20:57:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/432618126295695380/450402078775312384/Dab5.png

2018-05-27 20:57:05 UTC  

>.>

2018-05-27 20:57:15 UTC  

@zakattack04 Just you and me against the world, old chum

2018-05-27 20:57:49 UTC  

*lights match*

2018-05-27 20:57:50 UTC  

That's how it goes old friend...

2018-05-27 20:57:56 UTC  

It sure is dark in here aint it

2018-05-27 20:58:02 UTC  

yeah but

2018-05-27 20:58:10 UTC  

*lights cigar*

2018-05-27 20:58:11 UTC  

We never took the blackpill because it was easy

2018-05-27 20:58:15 UTC  

It was because it was right

2018-05-27 20:58:21 UTC  
2018-05-27 20:58:21 UTC  

Want a smoke, kid? We'll be here for a while.

2018-05-27 20:58:57 UTC  

@FLanon KNOW THIS, Alligator Fucker...

2018-05-27 20:59:03 UTC  

You're trapped here with US

2018-05-27 20:59:18 UTC  

Yeah, as they'd said in 1940

2018-05-27 20:59:19 UTC  

not really