if it's 100% like that from now on and 0% Nancy Had A Little Lamb it would go a long way to creating the red storm

This isn't really that great.

@Nuke I disagree

Substantial improvement above other ads

I was trying to find the real thing

But i think you guys see the picture

>Nuke thinking his pro-life wall of text memes are better than this

d!dab

Damn straight, Dadbot

Hey @zakattack04 I've got a mission for you.

Want to hear it?

Yeah

>queues Mission Impossible theme

@Nuke

Whachya got for me boss

@zakattack04

I want you to launch a campaign urging Democrats in New Mexico, Hawaii, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Nevada, and perhaps even West Virginia to do various things.

For instance...

West Virginia, Hawaii, Wyoming, and New Mexico have no laws prohibiting bestiality.

Try to persuade them that furries are going to be a valuable voting bloc for them.

Likewise, most of those states only have laws prohibiting bestiality--no "enhanced punishment for gay rape" or anything.

You can try other states, too, if you want.

The next thing I'd like is for you to get them to take ridiculous positions. For instance, it'd be pretty nice if Tina Smith openly said she would repeal the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act. Democrats in Hawaii, Wisconsin, and Michigan could also endorse repeal of the PBA Ban Act--but I doubt Manchin would.

You can take the campaign to other Democrats in Texas and Tennessee, as well--it could feasibly work.

Alrighty

Some questions I have, but I'll ask them later.

Ask them.

Actually.

I just got a fantastic idea to fulfill your mission

I think you'll like this.

Does it actually push them to do extremist bull that will cause everyone right of the base to jump ship?

You'll have to tell me, I'll make a prototype in a bit.

Ok

@zakattack04 Alright Zak show me the prototype

@Nuke I was gone all day, didn't have time to make it :(

@zakattack04 Plz halp

I can't, you must construct additional pylons

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
http://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Don-Blankenship-plans-to-run-for-US-Senate-for-Constitution-Party-483206641.html

Even if the CP rejects him he will run as an independent.