social security and medicare are suicide more or less, but not necessarily welfare and medicaid

Nothing will get boomers to vote dem faster than the Rs threatening to cut their SS

Churchill, Stalin, and Roosevelt were taking instructions from the alien mothership.

Just repeal it all lol.

What the heck?

In reality, the aliens have destroyed the original Moon and replaced it with a UFO during Tunguska.

Social Security, Medicaid, Medicare.

Why are democrats so damn good at playing the system,.

That's impossible @zakattack04

Idiocy

It is impossible.

Political suicide

Hey if we're still shitposting

Jesus this is so stupid

I'd gut those programs so fast, be responsible for yourself god damn.

Let's just make it a funny shitpost

I've paid 12.4% into SS all these years, I want some returns!

READ MY LIPS: DON'T TOUCH ENTITLEMENTS

Would end our deficient

Good luck getting reelected

I vote Mr Martian for president 2020

I will

CAuse I'd be a democrat and we cheat.

@zakattack04 so would avoiding idiotic bills like the one Trump just signed

@FLanon That Republicans passed.

He's a member of the new alien party

Actually, I think we'd probably still have a deficit.

Nope

We would have to abolish FICA taxes.

SS and Medicaid and Medicare are like 66% of our budget.

Just nuke America and start over

After you abolish FICA/SECA, you lose over a trillion dollars in revenue.

Problem solved

Just reduce the size of the military.

We don't need to waste money there.

The military is less than all those gibs programs lol

Then we get blown up and attacked

We don't need that

And it arguably does more for our economic growrth than they all do.

@Marini that's funny