Cut welfare for illegals, make the welfare system more efficient for everyone else, more requirements for application

Are you guys still shitposting?

Entitlement reform = political suicide

Pretty much

If you mean cuts

@jpc1976 yeah but the two problems are it's Ryan doing it, and Mitch said he doesn't want to do it

yeah

Alriught guys I've come up with how we'll win

We're going to announce that we have discovered new history

Shoot

As Reagan said, the closet thing to immortality is a government program.

Like you've never seen it before

Let @Nuke (LA) speak

Hitler was actually fighting for humanity to be free and independent of alien rule

social security and medicare are suicide more or less, but not necessarily welfare and medicaid

Nothing will get boomers to vote dem faster than the Rs threatening to cut their SS

Churchill, Stalin, and Roosevelt were taking instructions from the alien mothership.

Just repeal it all lol.

What the heck?

In reality, the aliens have destroyed the original Moon and replaced it with a UFO during Tunguska.

Social Security, Medicaid, Medicare.

Why are democrats so damn good at playing the system,.

That's impossible @zakattack04

Idiocy

It is impossible.

Political suicide

Hey if we're still shitposting

Jesus this is so stupid

I'd gut those programs so fast, be responsible for yourself god damn.

Let's just make it a funny shitpost

I've paid 12.4% into SS all these years, I want some returns!

READ MY LIPS: DON'T TOUCH ENTITLEMENTS

Would end our deficient

Good luck getting reelected

I vote Mr Martian for president 2020

I will

CAuse I'd be a democrat and we cheat.

@zakattack04 so would avoiding idiotic bills like the one Trump just signed

@FLanon That Republicans passed.

He's a member of the new alien party

Actually, I think we'd probably still have a deficit.