Hi laughing my ass off here., I'm Dad!

Just have it open in the background.

Hearts of Iron III

is the way to go.

>inb4 the democrat wins 100% of the vote and Button Mash jumps into the Pacific Ocean from Golden Gate Bridge.

<:pinkwojak:422439817528344577> Headlines: _Democrats pull off an unprecedented upset in a rural Texan district Trump won by double digits_

Yeah

I'd go change my registered party tomorrow if that happened.

maybe I should become an independent.

so the polsters would call me

so I'd have a friend >.>

(sarcasm)

American Independent Party

You're

gay

America First Party

the hero we needed

I know one better

It's getting later in the day for Texas. Surprising results haven't come out yet.

Oops

wait

*enormous Democratic swing happens*
''This is what happens when you stray from the path of True Conservatism''

that's who we need

@🎃Boo-ton🎃 He would totally say that though

"This is the reaction against Trump"

Actually not would

he WILL

I don't watch his podcast anymore but I've no doubt that's what he's saying.

He doesn't like Trump

He didn't even vote for him.

That's right.

das rite!

He said he would've voted David French if he continued to the general election.

"Way to cost us a totally winnable seat, Trump"

He said that?

That's right.

Who the hell is DAvid French

In mid-2016.

The National Review Neocon with a black son