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@Barry N. Terdastein

join

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

tfw she asks what podcasts you watch and you can't show how autistic you actually are and tell her you watch Nick and sometimes go on Braap

@dirt flakes just 🐝 yourself

Nah I actually feel like having children

“I listen to this podcast where they discuss what’s going on in American politics” @dirt flakes

Dog whistle bro

She listens to jp, ben shapiro, and crowder

not gunna work

>she’s political
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better than a cum dumpster

Every woman I’ve dated has been a Virgin and apolitical

I haven't asked yet but I bet 100 dollars she's a virgin

Hopefully it’ll work out buddy

thanks big guy

you too

You’ll be in my prayers, even if they are from a Lutheran

Lutherans go to heaven

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I am who decides who gets into heaven

I’m fucking banking on it

I started my catechism last Sunday

I’m so disappointed that i moved

I should have had it done 5 years ago

Technically it’s confirmation

you're going to make it I promise

Thanks big guy

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I HATE WOMEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE WOMEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE WOMEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

link me group to join that is gays who hate women I belong to category

Someone give this man a link to the AF server

I just had one of those moments again

It's been a while

Where you just realize how wild it is that trump is president

Simply epic