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QRF needed flashes upon my screen. I stand up already in full kit since Rhode Island started enforcing border check points 2 months ago. The Constitution shall once again reign I think excitingly grabbing my custom-built rifle that cost me mere $500 the poverty pony being just as good. The sudden movement of the bolt results in a negligent discharge detonating a piss jug next to my computer covering me and my plate in 3-month-old urine because piss jugs are my last line of defense. The need to be self reliant has moved away from lines of booger sugar to shot gunning 3 Bangs knowing anything domestically produced is better than imports. I hop in my 2005 Subaru WRX that hasn’t had an inspection since the previous owner August 5, 2017 with a $48 dollar turbo off eBay added giving the car 60psi resulting in a beautiful whine out the straight piped exhaust because The Constitution doesn’t apply to cars. The detonation upon starting the car as the stock engine hurls into orbit leading to a squad of F-35s being to investigate the missile fired on American soil removes the smell of not showering after 2 months of being in full kit. With nearly a gram of caffeine now pumping through my veins I decide to respond to the QRF via bicycle meaning I must shotgun 2 additional Bangs for energy. As time slows, I fail to register the cars I’m biking by aren’t parked on the side of the highway but are being passed by a bicyclist staying at a consistent Mach 2. Finally arriving to the staging area my bike disintegrates as the frame melts into nothing from the effort stopping the supersonic bike. The redcoats upon witnessing the windows of their 2010 Charger Police Package with 3.6L Pentastar engine shatter from the resulting sonic boom shit their pants and leave. Another Constitutional infringement stopped.

Detonating the piss jug 😂

@Catman Holy shit that's awsome! I love the imagery and I can actually smell that whole story!!!! Keep it up brother!

Thanks I have been wanting to do more light hearted stuff since everyone is stressed.

The style very closely follows how Dave Berry writes. I have found few writers that are more funny so I copy his style

@Catman Yea man we need one of those each day. Or at least every other day 😂

I can probably pump out one a day.

Hell yea

I made the artwork for the Florida flag. Some guy is getting them made into patches.

can you make a Texas one?

Field Journal
Day 4
We are all exhausted. Already the days are starting to blend into a continuous blur of pain. Patrols are long and hard. The crushing weight of my kit shifts with every step as it wobbles with my stomach. Yesterday we patrolled a whole 2 miles. My socks as I write this today crunch with every step resulting from thoughts of a full auto Ak-47 a dream of the better days to come. There is scarcely water to drink as I write this, even though it is only midday, all we consume are Bangs filling our camel baks. Meals are short and I barely have time to eat the large Domino’s meat lover’s pizza with a side of cheesy bread and a bottle of Coke. The delivery driver Jake knows where to find up each day and throws in the Coke as a loyalty for buying every day for 5 years. Hunger is unescapable in such hard times. My original Rhodesian Brushstroke pants unissued waist size 52 length 32 now have mud stains on the knees a pain that nearly drove me to madness. It resulted from me falling over and being trapped underneath my especially heavy pack I was carrying the all-important TP for the group. Unable to do a push up I remained face down until my pack was cut off in order to free me from the crushing weight. I was reassigned the callsign turtle as an honor of how tough I am. Last night in my bed I rolled over onto what I thought was my body pillow but was instead a piss jug I had been using to avoid getting out of bed to pee. It detonated like a 2005 Subaru WRX engine with 62 psi from a $48 turbo off eBay. I pray this war will end soon so I no longer have to wake up early in the mornings at noon.

@Catman I have been waiting for this! 😂😂

Hahahaha fucking great

Lucky Texan: I can get patches. I'm about to order some. Let's do some Texas party patches, I'm down! Anyone have a design in mind?

Today I get political

The day has come to exercise the 1st Amendment Rights Trump has instructed the governors to suppress. I check Signal feverishly knowing that OPSEC is everything and posts cannot be spread across the internet like my ex’s nudes. Arriving at rally point bravo sierra I see an MRAP with the suspension bottomed out and Ector County Sheriff written on the side. Meeting in designated parking spots I think how insane parking spots for certain groups of people is. A car pulls into the only other handicap spot next to me a 2002 Mustang in matte black with Molon Labe written in sharpie where the license plate is intended be. The sheriff steps from the MRAP propelling the large Coke on the hood into low earth as the suspension raises several feet. Hopping in the Mustang, it tears off, driving in the same manner as my 93 year old grandmother who passed her driving exam via telegraph does trying to figure out which pedal is the break, entering the Free Speech Cage hidden behind walls a mowing down a crowd like fresh spring grass. Emerging from the other side with three 2012 Ford Explorer Police Package hot on our tail we deploy countermeasure. Throwing a piss jug out the window it hits the lead car, which has “Protect and Serve” covered by gore from the crowd it intentionally drove through, with the force of a 2005 Subaru WRX engine with 62 psi from a $48 eBay turbo detonating. Looking on the mainstream media that night I am honored the only picture of the car includes “Biden ONLY wants to smell you”.

@GRANITE I'm early today

@Reno Simply change the red to a red Hawaiian pattern, I think it'd be simple but get the message across

@Catman atta boi 😂

@CarneDeEsada would you be mad if I replace the star with an igloo

Or does it look better here?

I like that

@Catman yet again, you provide a wonderful and humorous take in a time when such a thing is sorely needed

And your constant mention of piss jugs makes me only slightly curious and vaguely worried how many you actually have😂😂

Proof of concept I guess.. NY for those unfamiliar

Sorry I missed yesterday guys I was driving from one state to another and suffering from my lack of preperation on packing

Don't apologize, you're living your life and that's important. @Catman

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