Poetic

@Diggs that’s hilarious. Good job! 😂

Guess I have been away for too long

@Catman step it up!! 😂

Mother's Day arrived as my favorite holiday. Changing my Tinder profile to include next "Next Mother's Day get woken up by someone that cares about you. I don't pull out. LMAO". I spent all day swiping right trying to find the ideal girl to help restore freedom. None of them seemed impressed by my battle gear and 30 round magazines because fuck Commieformia this is the USA. Finally I hear a knock on my door I knew including my address would let the perfect woman show up at my door. Before I can stand I hear the door kicked in and Ian my mannequin full of tannerite told to drop his weapon. He doesn't as he is the only thing stupider than the tyrants kicking in my door. Ian explodes with the force of a 2005 Subaru WRX engine with 62 psi from a $48 eBay turbo detonating. My house is instantly vaporized as my stockpiled ammunition goes up in flames engulfing a quarter mile radius.

Lmao love it

I missed a few days so I took the dog out for some creative thinking time....

Mr Kurtz im guessing you have nightmares about this 2005 WRX.... Love every bit of it keep them coming

Never owned one but I thought it would make a great signature to throw into each piece.

Alright buckle up as I attempt to slam one of these out in record time. Thankfully shit posting doesn't need grammer

Lmao let’s get it Kurtz

lets see it kurtz. you got an audience now lol

The 2005 WRX rolled out of the garage. All parts had been sourced from the local junk yard where I got my house supplies of premium cum stained car seats at the kitchen table. The zip ties have held together all of the parts perfectly that almost fit together. The $48 eBay turbo let out a shriek like my mom when she found me watching her shower. With no brakes as the revolution stops for those that are not dedicated to the revolution. Upon starting the engines the wheels grinded against the pavement as I could not afford tires. Turning the first corner the aluminum wheels melts trying to make the first corner as the zip ties ignite the oil leak bursting the car into frames. Climbing out through the busted windows we survive the incident as the machine goes up in flames.

“When she found me watching her shower” 😂😂😂

This shit is golden midnight reading material

Lmfao the shower part omfggg 😂

I tore open my box the same way I tore apart my body pillow after finding out it was made in China and not Japan. My 80% lower slide into 9 Amazon boxes piled into the corner causing a small avalanche as the ceiling high trash pile was hit by a sideways force burying my Japanese body pillow somewhere under the table. 79 hours and 4 minutes later I reemerge with the 80% lower. The 18V Ryobi drill powers to life as I begin to make my first firearm. I am becoming ungovernable I think pressing the drill into the metal. The metal is flung from my hand as 500 in\lbs of force hitting a special order 20oz Rainbow Unicorn Bang that explodes with the force of a 2005 Subaru WRX engine with 62 psi from a $48 eBay turbo detonating. As look down at my 80% lower I can see the Rainbow Unicorn Bang burning through my lower faster than I burn through lotion watching Olympic swimming.

I literally laughed so hard a tiny bit of shit came out. You are the mother fuckin man @Catman

@Catman atta boy lol. Send that fucking Subaru to the junk yard and bring back the piss jugs! 😂

We need to redo all state flags now and ive seen some pretty fucking good ones lol really want one for illinois now

Found this one for my state

https://images.app.goo.gl/83dAW82FdYxjyeg27

I think just throw a kit on the guy and it's good for my state lol

Lol i love how Hawaiian flower pattern has become like the main pattern of the movement and the shirts are uniform items lol watch someone is gonna make a damn regulation book making the shirts mandatory XD

They are mandatory.

😂

Ice house reg 1-1 Any morale patches must be appropriate and in good taste not to exceed 3inch in diameter
1-2 all operator Hawaiian shirts must be short sleeved with no undershirt beer bellies must be hidden

1-3 stop leaving NVGs in the field

1-4 beards are mandatory if you can grow them otherwise knit yourself a fake one

I did just buy a few new ones. And found the ones needed for night ops

@KaiBran proposals for amending reg 1 to include patches up to 3 1/2 in
Reg2 amend to state"beer bellies must be hidden or must be prominently displayed. No attempts may be made to hide the gut. And finally reg 4 amended as followed
1-4 beards are mandatory if you can grow them otherwise knit yourself a fake one. You may also sport the 6+ day growth or clean shaven. Those are the only acceptable variances in facial hair, irrespective of gender

Lets keep it going boys. Need to be able to maintain discipline lmao

Is different color hair allowed? 😂

Only if you're colorblind

Lol

1-5 all shirts must be colorful and fun (with the exception of night ops) Velcro on sleeves is allowed for patches (if you can get it to work) patches on shirts must be similar pattern

1-6 tricorn hats are mandatory if beer is present

1-8 boots and sandals are the only acceptable footwear. All crocs wearers will be yeeted upon arrival with the exception of tactical crocs

Acceptable. Must be of neon or black color