Message from @Cobra Komando

Discord ID: 707628130931572758


2020-05-06 16:16:50 UTC  

You can just go to the store and get some

2020-05-06 16:16:56 UTC  

Like real food

2020-05-06 16:17:18 UTC  

Not fucking squeeze out a packet cheese spread that’s 180 fucking degrees lmfao

2020-05-06 16:17:24 UTC  

I would like to buy some mres but it's like why would I spend that much money on shit food

2020-05-06 16:17:37 UTC  

Because when SHTF

2020-05-06 16:17:49 UTC  

And you enter survival mode

2020-05-06 16:18:02 UTC  

Them things will stay good for a century

2020-05-06 16:18:07 UTC  

I mean yeah but I know damn well I'm just gonna eat em

2020-05-06 16:18:16 UTC  

Lmaoo

2020-05-06 16:18:23 UTC  

Who ate my candy bar?

2020-05-06 16:19:04 UTC  

They wouldn't let me in the military back when I tried to get in now I just don't want to get in

2020-05-06 16:19:40 UTC  

I heard they loosened up but my family is more important my wife would leave my ass

2020-05-06 16:20:09 UTC  

I can fly a Sesna when I went for airforce said I was to tall for f35

2020-05-06 16:20:17 UTC  

Never got merit listed

2020-05-06 16:20:25 UTC  

My younger brother still serves

2020-05-06 16:20:30 UTC  

How tall is too tall?

2020-05-06 16:20:42 UTC  

Apparently more then six feet

2020-05-06 16:20:56 UTC  

So 6 feet pushin it?

2020-05-06 16:21:16 UTC  

Apparently they said I could go for a helicopter but I said they fall out of the sky on training ops

2020-05-06 16:21:22 UTC  

They didn’t like that lol

2020-05-06 16:21:33 UTC  

That was my dream as a child to fly fighter jets

2020-05-06 16:21:56 UTC  

Battlefield 3 gave me enough confidence to go for my private license

2020-05-06 16:22:07 UTC  

Love flying

2020-05-06 16:22:17 UTC  

Just need 100 Gs for a craft

2020-05-06 16:22:34 UTC  

Yeah lol one day

2020-05-06 16:22:54 UTC  

You can provide close air support in the cess

2020-05-06 16:23:13 UTC  

🤣

2020-05-06 16:23:37 UTC  

Yea you have to be like 5’6” to fly jets

2020-05-06 16:23:54 UTC  

That's a heartbreaker

2020-05-06 16:24:00 UTC  

Gotta be a manlet to fly

2020-05-06 16:24:32 UTC  

Fucking black flies are out

2020-05-06 16:24:37 UTC  

Just got bit behind the ear

2020-05-06 16:24:42 UTC  

Fuck these little fuks

2020-05-06 16:24:47 UTC  

Just cut me off at the knees like copper

2020-05-06 16:24:49 UTC  

I’ve always wanted to get my private license.

2020-05-06 16:25:04 UTC  

I’m sure you have plenty of time to do that zoomer lol

2020-05-06 16:25:06 UTC  

Cotton*

2020-05-06 16:25:47 UTC  

My criminal history would probably prevent me from flying commercial

2020-05-06 16:26:28 UTC  

I don't think they let guys with duis fly

2020-05-06 16:26:29 UTC  

my search history would probably prevent me from flying

2020-05-06 16:27:36 UTC  

the problem with most people here