Maple sausage in particular

Maple sausage sounds good

I actually should prob buy a box of those

Or two

Just to have

Them bread/cracker/loaf things are gross

Gotta put the jalapeño cheeeeeese on it mannnnn

There wasn't any in my stash

Ahhhh shitty lol

Luckily

You can just go to the store and get some

Like real food

Not fucking squeeze out a packet cheese spread that’s 180 fucking degrees lmfao

I would like to buy some mres but it's like why would I spend that much money on shit food

Because when SHTF

And you enter survival mode

Them things will stay good for a century

I mean yeah but I know damn well I'm just gonna eat em

Lmaoo

Who ate my candy bar?

They wouldn't let me in the military back when I tried to get in now I just don't want to get in

I heard they loosened up but my family is more important my wife would leave my ass

I can fly a Sesna when I went for airforce said I was to tall for f35

Never got merit listed

My younger brother still serves

How tall is too tall?

Apparently more then six feet

So 6 feet pushin it?

Apparently they said I could go for a helicopter but I said they fall out of the sky on training ops

They didn’t like that lol

That was my dream as a child to fly fighter jets

Battlefield 3 gave me enough confidence to go for my private license

Love flying

Just need 100 Gs for a craft

Yeah lol one day

You can provide close air support in the cess

🤣

Yea you have to be like 5’6” to fly jets

That's a heartbreaker

Gotta be a manlet to fly

Fucking black flies are out