Message from @GRANITE
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Bacon is like 90% tecture and 10% flavor unless your buying some real expensive shit. Sausage tho??? Fucking unreal, the greatest gift my Germanic heritage has given me
Well yea because the Germans sure canโt give you much of anything else
Germanic, not German
Same difference
Bacon is best
Iโm pretty sure every man would agree
Bacon is for tit guys, sausage is for ass guys, sorry y'all got bad taste tho
Donโt get me wrong. I fux wit some sausage but bacon takes the win every time
nah bacon is pretty bomb tbh
Sausage is for gay guys
Lmfao
Just not enough meat IMO, unless your frying up like a full pound of it
Well thatโs what I said
So
Bacon is just so versatile you can put it in anything
Damn right it is ๐๐๐
Even bacon cookies are so good
You canโt do sausage cookies cuz thatโs gross
I haven't had those
Here is the deciding question
Bacon Donuts fucking slap tho
Or parties
Patties
FUCK YOU DON'T ASK THAT
Lmfaooo
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If I'm making like an egg sandwhich or something, I'll use patties
But I mostly stick with links, not those baby dick ones, but the ones that are bigger than hotdogs
Oh fuck ya
Like Iโm beer fest
God damn I canโt type this morning
Like in beer fest. The grandma that says she always sleep better with a little meat in her
Exactly, I splurge for my breakfast meats and got a pretty nice hookup for some Wisconsin Hickory smoked pork sausage
That is awesome. I had a real good hookup when I lived in TN
Old timer I worked with had a big family operation. Kill hogs and slaughter and bring in the best shit
Shit is fucking delicious any time of day, heat that shit up with a nice chunk of some cheese and my girl's bread?? Unparalleled Euphoria
Hell yea. Mixed with a nice fat shot of fentanyl and call it a day
I mean
Nahh, I got clean from opiates a couple months ago so I'll just stick with the food LMAO
Fuck ya man I got 19 months yesterday