I take no advice from a man that prioritizes bacon over sausage

Wow you have some serious self seeking to do pal

You are a weakling and a fool, eat some fuckin sausege

I bet you love eating sausage huh bud

Bacon is like 90% tecture and 10% flavor unless your buying some real expensive shit. Sausage tho??? Fucking unreal, the greatest gift my Germanic heritage has given me

Well yea because the Germans sure can’t give you much of anything else

Germanic, not German

Same difference

Bacon is best

I’m pretty sure every man would agree

Bacon is for tit guys, sausage is for ass guys, sorry y'all got bad taste tho

Don’t get me wrong. I fux wit some sausage but bacon takes the win every time

nah bacon is pretty bomb tbh

Sausage is for gay guys

Lmfao

Just not enough meat IMO, unless your frying up like a full pound of it

Well that’s what I said

So

Bacon is just so versatile you can put it in anything

Damn right it is 😘😘😘

Even bacon cookies are so good

You can’t do sausage cookies cuz that’s gross

I haven't had those

Here is the deciding question

Links

Bacon Donuts fucking slap tho

Or parties

Patties

FUCK YOU DON'T ASK THAT

Lmfaooo

😂😂

If I'm making like an egg sandwhich or something, I'll use patties

But I mostly stick with links, not those baby dick ones, but the ones that are bigger than hotdogs

Oh fuck ya

Like I’m beer fest

God damn I can’t type this morning

Like in beer fest. The grandma that says she always sleep better with a little meat in her

Exactly, I splurge for my breakfast meats and got a pretty nice hookup for some Wisconsin Hickory smoked pork sausage

That is awesome. I had a real good hookup when I lived in TN

Old timer I worked with had a big family operation. Kill hogs and slaughter and bring in the best shit

Shit is fucking delicious any time of day, heat that shit up with a nice chunk of some cheese and my girl's bread?? Unparalleled Euphoria