I bet we could offer them a few cans of dip and some whiskey and they’d fly us anywhere anytime

Shit I’ll start a still

We goin to 1600 Pennsylvania ave

We could get some Airborne rangers to show us how to jump properly out of the C-130.

Preferably 82nd.

Yeah let’s get 82nd to show this padawan

I have one in my living room. 🤷‍♂️

He is slowly converting to the cause.

a C-130?

Airborne hasn’t been utilized in a while

I agree

A 82nd airborne ranger.

Huh

Wtf is a 82nd airborne ranger

A machine.

Ask Sparrow.

You’re either 75th Ranger or you’re a ranger qualled 82nd

@Sparrow What is an 82nd Airbourne ranger?

show me how to jump

"and what do we say when we are in a perfectly good plane?"

"YEET"

Fuck this shit, I'm jumping?

C-130 ROLLING DOWN THE STRIP

AIRBORNE RANGERS GONNA TAKE A LITTLE TRIP

82nd is an Airborne Regiment, an Airborne Ranger is someone who's been through Ranger school. All Rangers are Airborne. But not all Airborne are Rangers.

The ranger in my house did 3 deployments, one of the more famous ones was the Blackhawk Down shit that went down.

Oh no shit, he was in Mogadishu?

He is literally the only person in this world that makes me shit my pants.

You’re pulling our leg, this guy was there?

Yes. He was also in other places he cant tell me about.

Yes.

I’ll be damned.

I'm telling you, this is the only person that scares me in this world.

I'm guessing he was with the 160th over there.

The duality of man.

I watched him literally fuck 3 people up at once in a parking lot.

But wait, 160th is airwing. He was probably Air Assault.

Yes he was...

Infantry/tank mechanic from what I understand.

He wont talk about it much. His confirmed are high, what he knows he hit is much higher. We have talked a lot when we get drunk.

Okay, now... I need to clear this up. There is a different between being Ranger qualified, and being a Ranger.