run and gun in a kilt

Dress codes are communism

Tiddies out for freedom. Labia for liberty

Obv

I’m wearing my ranger panties

No one can stop me

They have to be short I'm talking ass cheeks poking out

Oooh the ones with tigers?

dude

I'd rather wear the tomahawk

fucking rhodie shorts

```I T S A L O N G W A Y T O M U K U M B U R A```

I’m wearing a speedo and ranger panties, and a Tassle jacket

can't wear short shorts where I live. My legs would be shredded by thorns

I'm wearing a sock

One sock...

This is the kind of freedom i signed up for

On which foot???

Middle?

One sock to cover it all

Lol one sock

all i need is an ankle sock 😦

And may the darkness bind them

Micro socks for each toe. Except the pinky toe.

gotta keep that pinky toe nail free for coke

gentlemen

My grandpa was in the army and he always said always keep extra pairs of socks on you

change your socks

You don’t have to be an astronaut to know that one

and take motrin

you ever have swamp ass but on your feet

it’s no fun

Swamp ass is no fun anywhere on the body

I heard a story about one dude in the army who had no tp. Later that day... he had athlete's ass

Unless it’s a swamp ass party

Yep

CURSED

@Artemis AMAZINGLY CURSED

Isnt that called trench foot or something?

Yep

cod rot