Middle?

One sock to cover it all

Lol one sock

all i need is an ankle sock 😦

And may the darkness bind them

Micro socks for each toe. Except the pinky toe.

gotta keep that pinky toe nail free for coke

gentlemen

My grandpa was in the army and he always said always keep extra pairs of socks on you

change your socks

You don’t have to be an astronaut to know that one

and take motrin

you ever have swamp ass but on your feet

it’s no fun

Swamp ass is no fun anywhere on the body

I heard a story about one dude in the army who had no tp. Later that day... he had athlete's ass

Unless it’s a swamp ass party

Yep

CURSED

@Artemis AMAZINGLY CURSED

Isnt that called trench foot or something?

Yep

cod rot

Hands, feet, neck , and balls extra socks covers them all

Your feet will rot

Protip, wool socks will keep your feet warm even when wet, don't blister as easily when wet, and help wick water away from your feet

Yeah trench foot can be a bitch

ive used a bag of leaves as tp during an ice storm

poison ivy

bag

Wool retains 75% of its insulating qualities when wet

I have washed with water and ladle when tp was unavaible

I'm not allergic to poison ivy

god this whole fucking thread is cursed

I can roll in it and it doesn't effect me

*when you get pegged by poison ivy from batman*

you guys spread your cheeks and spray water in your ass when you shower right

I have had a hot sponge bath using a coffeemaker

Of course I do

Throw a bit of ivory soap in ya ass

gotta be clean