"I'm in the oval bathroom to talk about the bud light virus..."
*Biden, probably*

Yeah that's about the going price for a plain Jane 20 lb bag in Canada usually around $10 bucks give or take

I should be president

No

If i was president
There would be no president
Or government

you got my vote

Converted to US$ that’s like 30$ for 100lbs of rice

Executive order to remove the government. Without the government, the executive order stands. It's brilliant

> Executive order to remove the government. Without the government, the executive order stands. It's brilliant
@ol'redfirstgen ...that literally was my plan

And it's a solid plan, I like it @gothicancientalien

If o ran for office the powers that be would definitely yeet me one before I got elected

I'd just try to make things grind to a halt, undo everything tyrannical I can (which wouldn't be much because the president has very little power) and eat so much food from the chefs at the white house

Oh man the food

Yes i have seriously considered memeing my way into presidency, then immediately yeeting everything

Become the new Vermin Supreme

No i want to be called Supreme memer

I want a fucking Disney grilled cheese and maybe some lobster bisque

Instead I'm eating yogurt with added fiber

> I want a fucking Disney grilled cheese and maybe some lobster bisque
@Artemis Jamie cook that up

I cannot be president of USA, and I don’t think I have the skills to lead a coup in ROTP so yeah.

Make a branding iron that looks like Micky and burn his face into your bread. Close enough, right?

Hey I just had a random flavor pop in my head but what’s the alcoholic beverage that tastes kinda like a cherry popsicle

RNP*

Vagin?

Bobs

show bob and vagene

> Hey I just had a random flavor pop in my head but what’s the alcoholic beverage that tastes kinda like a cherry popsicle
@Bambi moonshine with the sweet cherries in it?

Bob and vagin

There's so many different liquors

Manhattan?

nooo I’ve had that but I remember it being kinda smooth

It's like a jar of the bright red cherries big they're soaked in moonshine

So its a bottle of cherries in moon shine

You eat a cherry to take a shot

Yep okay that sounds right

Sounds like cherry bounce shine

It was like a taste memory

I dunno why I had it lol

Its so good

Cherries soaked in fireball are fantastic

Also apple slices