Hey gangstas

Trump was a Democrat his whole life and switched just to run for president. Granted I disagree with both parties.

Reminder: The two party system meets the definition of a cult

It sure does

Watching Biden flail is just hilarious though

I almost want to see him as president, as horrifying as it'd be

Biden is just a puppet for the DNC to get someone as his VP just to 25th amendment him.

We have like 8 parties to vote for in Canada but the big 4 generally get all the votes

Unfit for Office

Like 1500-1600 php for 50 kilos of rice was the shit man, now I buy 20lb sacks for $8-10

We've got tons of parties but only two get support and regardless of who wins, the same people are in charge

"I'm in the oval bathroom to talk about the bud light virus..."
*Biden, probably*

Yeah that's about the going price for a plain Jane 20 lb bag in Canada usually around $10 bucks give or take

I should be president

No

If i was president
There would be no president
Or government

you got my vote

Converted to US$ that’s like 30$ for 100lbs of rice

Executive order to remove the government. Without the government, the executive order stands. It's brilliant

> Executive order to remove the government. Without the government, the executive order stands. It's brilliant
@ol'redfirstgen ...that literally was my plan

And it's a solid plan, I like it @gothicancientalien

If o ran for office the powers that be would definitely yeet me one before I got elected

I'd just try to make things grind to a halt, undo everything tyrannical I can (which wouldn't be much because the president has very little power) and eat so much food from the chefs at the white house

Oh man the food

Yes i have seriously considered memeing my way into presidency, then immediately yeeting everything

Become the new Vermin Supreme

No i want to be called Supreme memer

I want a fucking Disney grilled cheese and maybe some lobster bisque

Instead I'm eating yogurt with added fiber

> I want a fucking Disney grilled cheese and maybe some lobster bisque
@Artemis Jamie cook that up

I cannot be president of USA, and I don’t think I have the skills to lead a coup in ROTP so yeah.

Make a branding iron that looks like Micky and burn his face into your bread. Close enough, right?

Hey I just had a random flavor pop in my head but what’s the alcoholic beverage that tastes kinda like a cherry popsicle

RNP*

Vagin?

Bobs

show bob and vagene

> Hey I just had a random flavor pop in my head but what’s the alcoholic beverage that tastes kinda like a cherry popsicle
@Bambi moonshine with the sweet cherries in it?

Bob and vagin

There's so many different liquors

Manhattan?