Message from @ol'redfirstgen

Discord ID: 714014826749493348


2020-05-24 07:12:48 UTC  

You like trains, right goofy? Put him on a train. To Siberia.

2020-05-24 07:14:11 UTC  

I would love to construct a tunnel to Russia, but as previously mentioned, that fucker got us 100 mil in the hole already, so that's off the table

2020-05-24 07:15:25 UTC  

Hmm, you also like steam, how about a steam ship to Russia then Siberia

2020-05-24 07:15:51 UTC  

Well

2020-05-24 07:15:55 UTC  

He’s on the west coast

2020-05-24 07:15:57 UTC  

Siberia is closer

2020-05-24 07:16:16 UTC  

No point in doing a tour de Россия

2020-05-24 07:16:22 UTC  

> I don't watch futurama, so it fell on deaf ears
@goofy_murican fair enough. So in that case, can we just do a woodchipper instead. It's cheaper.

2020-05-24 07:16:23 UTC  

He does not deserve an interesting death. There shall be no ceremony for Inslee

2020-05-24 07:16:42 UTC  

I'll settle for a woodchipper

2020-05-24 07:16:48 UTC  

Futurama is meh. Sooth park is best

2020-05-24 07:16:48 UTC  

“Knowing you’re close to the end of your life is a freedom”

2020-05-24 07:17:09 UTC  

> “Knowing you’re close to the end of your life is a freedom”
@Bambi I'm not crying you

2020-05-24 07:17:28 UTC  

Yeet him

2020-05-24 07:17:30 UTC  

But I have access to a 12 pounder gun, so it would bring me more pleasure to use that

2020-05-24 07:18:26 UTC  

I don't think he would fit while still alive. So shooting him with it?

2020-05-24 07:18:44 UTC  

*g r a p e s h o t*

2020-05-24 07:18:44 UTC  

I know this is kinda out of the blue, but just curious what part of KY are you from Bambi? My family from around Harlan, so I've got a bit of a connection to your state

2020-05-24 07:19:23 UTC  

Wouldn’t you like to know, fedboi

2020-05-24 07:19:27 UTC  

Nah man western

2020-05-24 07:20:00 UTC  

Opposite side of the state, gotcha.

2020-05-24 07:20:06 UTC  

Ol'red the fed...

2020-05-24 07:20:26 UTC  

Yep, I love my state, hate the current state of it

2020-05-24 07:20:56 UTC  

I just want us to return to being known as cousin fuckers rather than twerps who suck the cock of old lord and savior Beshear

2020-05-24 07:22:01 UTC  

@goofy_murican I helped you design KD2, you know I'm not a fed.

2020-05-24 07:22:33 UTC  

None of you know what I am... *dun dun dun*

2020-05-24 07:23:46 UTC  

A dude, playing a dude disguised as another dude?

2020-05-24 07:24:03 UTC  

Kirk Lazarus?

2020-05-24 07:24:28 UTC  

I’m actually a dude, playin another dude, disguises as a dude, who’s actually a dude

2020-05-24 07:25:00 UTC  

You got the reference, trooper

2020-05-24 07:25:29 UTC  

What’s his prize?

2020-05-24 07:25:59 UTC  

Well yeah man. All I drink is booty sweat

2020-05-24 07:26:02 UTC  

There is no prize

2020-05-24 07:26:24 UTC  

Me thinks I’m gonna chief the electric lettuce and pass out listening to the Grateful Dead

2020-05-24 07:26:27 UTC  

Goodnight peasants

2020-05-24 07:28:14 UTC  

Gute Nacht mein König

2020-05-24 07:28:38 UTC  

Night man

2020-05-24 07:30:34 UTC  

As they say in Germany,
Good night

2020-05-24 07:34:18 UTC  

Jazz cabbage

2020-05-24 07:42:02 UTC  

<:uwuRoar:534840281196003389>

2020-05-24 07:43:08 UTC  

*queue Barry B. Benson asking "ya like jazz?"