Message from @Drunk Trooper
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@goofy_murican i was hoping you'd get the Futurama reference
"If it exists, the government will find a way to tax it"
Yep that's Canada
I don't watch futurama, so it fell on deaf ears
Sorry
You like trains, right goofy? Put him on a train. To Siberia.
I would love to construct a tunnel to Russia, but as previously mentioned, that fucker got us 100 mil in the hole already, so that's off the table
Hmm, you also like steam, how about a steam ship to Russia then Siberia
Well
He’s on the west coast
Siberia is closer
No point in doing a tour de Россия
> I don't watch futurama, so it fell on deaf ears
@goofy_murican fair enough. So in that case, can we just do a woodchipper instead. It's cheaper.
He does not deserve an interesting death. There shall be no ceremony for Inslee
I'll settle for a woodchipper
Futurama is meh. Sooth park is best
“Knowing you’re close to the end of your life is a freedom”
> “Knowing you’re close to the end of your life is a freedom”
@Bambi I'm not crying you
Yeet him
But I have access to a 12 pounder gun, so it would bring me more pleasure to use that
*g r a p e s h o t*
I know this is kinda out of the blue, but just curious what part of KY are you from Bambi? My family from around Harlan, so I've got a bit of a connection to your state
Wouldn’t you like to know, fedboi
Nah man western
Opposite side of the state, gotcha.
Ol'red the fed...
Yep, I love my state, hate the current state of it
I just want us to return to being known as cousin fuckers rather than twerps who suck the cock of old lord and savior Beshear
@goofy_murican I helped you design KD2, you know I'm not a fed.
None of you know what I am... *dun dun dun*
A dude, playing a dude disguised as another dude?
Kirk Lazarus?
I’m actually a dude, playin another dude, disguises as a dude, who’s actually a dude
You got the reference, trooper
What’s his prize?
Well yeah man. All I drink is booty sweat
There is no prize
Me thinks I’m gonna chief the electric lettuce and pass out listening to the Grateful Dead
Goodnight peasants
Gute Nacht mein König