Message from @fallot
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I tried spit once
didn't work
wet wipes are a nightmare in the toil-
what
what happened
just not enough
this is a whole new world for me
how'd you spit on your shitter brah
I spat on the tp
this was yesterday actually
HAHAHAHA
just an experiment really
cause it was the theatre toilet
and I had to go a bit urgently
in that situation I just white-man-wipe
and your findings were inconclusive? you must reexamine your methods and attempt with more copious saliva?
yes?
and clean up later
its difficult to get enough watery saliva to do the job
see fallot
but you need more than once
you've spoilt me
because if i white man wipe
i feel fucking filthy
yeah
like allah is displeased
same
well, not that
just that I have shit on me
like what if you got shit on your face
would you wipe it with toilet paper
and call it a day?
but the only other person that knows I am walking around smearing poop on my britches is God
...and maybe my gf if it's particularly bad
i got shit on my glasses one time
and kept smelling shit
and couldn't figure out where it was
also, I've found white people smell a certain way
yeah?
I think different ethnicities smell to each other