Message from @fallot
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thanks to fallot's method
apparently wet wipes work well
I tried spit once
didn't work
wet wipes are a nightmare in the toil-
what
what happened
just not enough
this is a whole new world for me
how'd you spit on your shitter brah
I spat on the tp
this was yesterday actually
HAHAHAHA
just an experiment really
cause it was the theatre toilet
and I had to go a bit urgently
in that situation I just white-man-wipe
and your findings were inconclusive? you must reexamine your methods and attempt with more copious saliva?
yes?
and clean up later
see fallot
you can get a good amount out once
but you need more than once
you've spoilt me
because if i white man wipe
i feel fucking filthy
yeah
like allah is displeased
same
well, not that
just that I have shit on me
like what if you got shit on your face
would you wipe it with toilet paper
and call it a day?
but the only other person that knows I am walking around smearing poop on my britches is God
...and maybe my gf if it's particularly bad
i got shit on my glasses one time
and kept smelling shit
and couldn't figure out where it was
also, I've found white people smell a certain way