DMU would probably function better as the article column did in anus.com/metal

It doesn't seem to be taking off (at least in a mainstream way) like other sites (metalsucks and shit)

Most people outside of dmu think that dmu is a troll website

To troll bands and shit

When the only trolls on there are the culture and movie reviews

And Rosales

But he doesn't know he's a meme

Latino fervor

SMR make for some great copypasta material.

The appeal of DMU is 0.01% of metal listeners

The spergs and the obsessive

http://archive.is/Ku0FF

When I first discovered ANUS.com (4 years and a half ago) I thought it was a troll website too. But that changed over time.

http://www.lovemeow.com/5-year-old-girl-never-gave-up-saving-frightened-kitten-from-the-woods--2277024145.html

@diversity_is_racism Cats are only interested in keeping you alive as a food source.

We are bipedal Mars bars to them.

Food without a tail.

@MRB DEPENDS ON THE CAT

I HAVE MET SOME LIKE THAT HOWEVER

THEY ARE THINKING, "HOW CAN I EAT YOU?" AS THEY SNUGGLE

AND IN THE CASE OF MOST PEOPLE

-- WHO SHOULD PROBABLY BE EATEN --

THE CATS HAVE A POINT.

Agreed. I had a cat for 10 years. I knew he was figuring how to harvest me the entire time.

Some cats are cool AF though.

I still don't trust them however.

Utility cats are the best. Barn cats specifically.

I AM RATHER FOND OF A RANGE OF CRITTERS

THEN AGAIN, MY INTERACTION WITH CATS MAXIMIZES THEIR INDEPENDENCE

BUT A GOOD BARN CAT IS A LIFESAVER

I miss my cat Kevin a ton

He didn't want to move with us

I guess 3 acres of land was just too good or something

CATS LOVE TERRAIN TO ROAM

MAYBE HE CAN BE RECAPTURED

THEY GET OVER IT

well I was just there visiting a few weeks ago. He came up to me in the first time for months after escaping the car

He's happy

has animals to play with

Horse, alpaca, donkey