Went all out on the site, I recall

As far as we know, you are the oldest *living* vampire

Yeah

I remember Prozak posting Afghani terrorist shit

Where will DMU be in another 30 years?

Praising Osama

How deep doth the rabbit hole go?

I'd be shocked if DMU is around for another 5 years

What? DMU is forever. Kids will still be browsing the DLA 100 years from now.

DLA maybe

Not DMU

It'll probably be posted back on anus when there's nothing more to write about on metal

Bert doesn't even really post much anymore

It's mainly maarat

DMU would probably function better as the article column did in anus.com/metal

It doesn't seem to be taking off (at least in a mainstream way) like other sites (metalsucks and shit)

Most people outside of dmu think that dmu is a troll website

To troll bands and shit

When the only trolls on there are the culture and movie reviews

And Rosales

But he doesn't know he's a meme

Latino fervor

SMR make for some great copypasta material.

The appeal of DMU is 0.01% of metal listeners

The spergs and the obsessive

http://archive.is/Ku0FF

When I first discovered ANUS.com (4 years and a half ago) I thought it was a troll website too. But that changed over time.

http://www.lovemeow.com/5-year-old-girl-never-gave-up-saving-frightened-kitten-from-the-woods--2277024145.html

@diversity_is_racism Cats are only interested in keeping you alive as a food source.

We are bipedal Mars bars to them.

Food without a tail.

@MRB DEPENDS ON THE CAT

I HAVE MET SOME LIKE THAT HOWEVER

THEY ARE THINKING, "HOW CAN I EAT YOU?" AS THEY SNUGGLE

AND IN THE CASE OF MOST PEOPLE

-- WHO SHOULD PROBABLY BE EATEN --

THE CATS HAVE A POINT.

Agreed. I had a cat for 10 years. I knew he was figuring how to harvest me the entire time.

Some cats are cool AF though.

I still don't trust them however.