i was in 4th grade

that was the year my grandpa died

that's some og shit

I was 17 when I discovered the DLA reviews at least

I was 15

15 I was still into Korn

Googled Morbid Angel and ANUS was one of the first results

Or 14

Around there

😃

I had a Geocities website back then that linked back to anus

Put up mp3s from bands websites

In a music section

Bands used to load mp3s on their sites

Like one or two songs from each album

I consolidated it to one resource

It was a dinky teenager website

Went all out on the site, I recall

As far as we know, you are the oldest *living* vampire

Yeah

I remember Prozak posting Afghani terrorist shit

Where will DMU be in another 30 years?

Praising Osama

How deep doth the rabbit hole go?

I'd be shocked if DMU is around for another 5 years

What? DMU is forever. Kids will still be browsing the DLA 100 years from now.

DLA maybe

Not DMU

It'll probably be posted back on anus when there's nothing more to write about on metal

Bert doesn't even really post much anymore

It's mainly maarat

DMU would probably function better as the article column did in anus.com/metal

It doesn't seem to be taking off (at least in a mainstream way) like other sites (metalsucks and shit)

Most people outside of dmu think that dmu is a troll website

To troll bands and shit

When the only trolls on there are the culture and movie reviews

And Rosales

But he doesn't know he's a meme

Latino fervor

SMR make for some great copypasta material.

The appeal of DMU is 0.01% of metal listeners