Back in the day

probably because it reminded him of being cornholed in the joint

@diversity_is_racism did I ever tell you about shampee?

they do that in prisons

Yeah. Wolves of Vinland are a woodfolk prison gang

whats shampee

I pissed in a shampoo bottle to make shampee. I was moving out after breaking up with a broad and felt I had to do *something*

So I made shampee

Next time she took a shower she had piss on her

It was a messy breakup

Wel it could've been worse

You could've married her

It was kind of my trademark

If a broad screwed me over, I gave her shampee

Found out a Portuguese chick i was seeing was sexting with other men: shampee

It makes me feel better and helps me move on with my life

marking your territory

Are you a woman's man

Like in Bee Gee's lyrics

Huh

Do women like you

Find you attractive etc

No, I'm a gentleman for the first few weeks

Then I turn into an asshole

Domineering

I treat them like property because they feel like my property

I would assume that some broads find me attractive

Or else I'd be a virgin like wild

Have you ever walked into a party or been with your friends girl-friends

And you had a girl which was very open to your approaches

Like, they wanted you to approach them

Yeah

I've flat out asked if broads wanted to fuck

It worked most of the time

Oh cool

So your shampee stuff is basically a prank

And a healthy dose of misoginy

It helps me metabolize it

It makes me feel better

Does anybody have like big variations with his stamina

One day i can box 12 rounds and feel like i could do more