Message from @The Enlightened Shepherd
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total devastation
Jack Donovan laughed over my shampee stuff
Back in the day
probably because it reminded him of being cornholed in the joint
@diversity_is_racism did I ever tell you about shampee?
they do that in prisons
Yeah. Wolves of Vinland are a woodfolk prison gang
whats shampee
I pissed in a shampoo bottle to make shampee. I was moving out after breaking up with a broad and felt I had to do *something*
So I made shampee
Next time she took a shower she had piss on her
It was a messy breakup
Wel it could've been worse
You could've married her
It was kind of my trademark
If a broad screwed me over, I gave her shampee
Found out a Portuguese chick i was seeing was sexting with other men: shampee
It makes me feel better and helps me move on with my life
marking your territory
Are you a woman's man
Huh
Do women like you
Find you attractive etc
No, I'm a gentleman for the first few weeks
Then I turn into an asshole
Domineering
I treat them like property because they feel like my property
I would assume that some broads find me attractive
Or else I'd be a virgin like wild
Have you ever walked into a party or been with your friends girl-friends
And you had a girl which was very open to your approaches
Like, they wanted you to approach them
Yeah
I've flat out asked if broads wanted to fuck
It worked most of the time
Oh cool
So your shampee stuff is basically a prank
And a healthy dose of misoginy
It helps me metabolize it
It makes me feel better