Message from @Horns

Discord ID: 288816005789122560


2017-03-07 23:13:07 UTC  

MyTasteInFemalesIsBetterThanVigs - Today at 4:06 PM
I caused a consternation at my mom's work
she asked me to drive her home
I said "you're the only woman who's ever asked me to take her home'
😆1

2017-03-07 23:13:21 UTC  

Yes, just finished reading the logs

2017-03-07 23:13:31 UTC  

call me a degenerate

2017-03-07 23:13:46 UTC  

Such jokes would make me very uncomfortable

2017-03-07 23:14:38 UTC  

my mom's a degenerate like me

2017-03-07 23:14:51 UTC  

she asks me if i've gotten laid yet

2017-03-07 23:16:51 UTC  

did you say, almost

2017-03-07 23:17:04 UTC  

no

2017-03-07 23:17:33 UTC  

@fallot Read up to 2.3 earlier. Interesting stuff. I'll finish in the morning.

2017-03-07 23:22:49 UTC  

i'd definetly have banged me sister

2017-03-07 23:23:06 UTC  

I thought you were an only child

2017-03-07 23:23:10 UTC  

i am

2017-03-07 23:23:20 UTC  

if i had a sister

2017-03-07 23:23:27 UTC  

------> 0

2017-03-07 23:26:38 UTC  

can you just make a list of all these things so I can be grossed out in one sitting

2017-03-07 23:26:54 UTC  

These little tremors are exhausting

2017-03-07 23:29:10 UTC  

i uploaded a video of myself jacking off when i was 17

2017-03-07 23:30:39 UTC  

you what now

2017-03-07 23:31:34 UTC  

how was the response

2017-03-07 23:31:41 UTC  

never checked

2017-03-07 23:32:07 UTC  

more of a drive-by jackoffer

2017-03-07 23:33:57 UTC  

Nester - Today at 10:11 AM
I dreamed of playing cards
And postponing victory
Would use the winning card last

no more shia forum dreams?

2017-03-07 23:34:17 UTC  

lol

2017-03-07 23:34:38 UTC  

@fallot so george michael died of being fat

2017-03-07 23:34:45 UTC  

nester what the hell is your sleep cycle now

2017-03-07 23:35:18 UTC  

I woke up a few hours ago, MyTasteInFemalesIsBetter

2017-03-07 23:35:23 UTC  

10-11pm

2017-03-07 23:35:30 UTC  

is this the same one as the other day

2017-03-07 23:35:31 UTC  

what are these

2017-03-07 23:35:42 UTC  

No, this is another one

2017-03-07 23:35:46 UTC  

The one from the other day is better

2017-03-07 23:35:47 UTC  

damn

2017-03-07 23:36:03 UTC  

10am to 11pm?

2017-03-07 23:36:04 UTC  

or the opposite?

2017-03-07 23:36:10 UTC  

you should work tech support dude

2017-03-07 23:36:12 UTC  

get a shit ton of money

2017-03-07 23:36:17 UTC  

They're Barrington J. Bayley stories, @profagonist

2017-03-07 23:36:24 UTC  

No, Psalmanazar

2017-03-07 23:36:41 UTC  

Slept at 4pm