One of the Derketa chicks was backstage next to the shower

She probably wanted some goat spunk

I'm excited to visit Tampa

I have over 2 weeks of PTO that I have to burn up

I'll refrain from hitting on weev's ex

I'm surprised at how smart she is, being serian and all

Did you see her on fox news @diversity_is_racism ?

I invited her to #heavy and nester immediately fell in love

No, @spaceplacenta

I disliked her immensely

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That's not what you said back then

he liked her for a few hours

then realized the extent of the thottery

What did I say back then?

Anyway, all of the women I brought into #heavy, they had disapprovals

women can't chat

I didn't like her the first few hours also.

You thought it was a gift from God that I got her into heavy

Mohammed willed it

You don't like her now because she won't talk to you 😂

@spaceplacenta don't bring women into male spaces.

OK Jack Donovan

Heavy is like a 1700s army that sacks cities.

Jack donovan would've been shot

For fucking dudes in the ass.

The chats got stale

I brought in clam

Cuz you might get out of line to defend your butt buddy

When they need to you to run forward into musket dire.

Fire

Even devolved wanted to boink winemouth

the face she makes when a crooked nose tries to get all up on her

Who is she?

She looks like a ho

Winemouth

WHO?

She a scenester?

She helped more with Goatcraft promo than Prozak ever did

She had a radio show

Goatcraft is lame. Doesn't want to kill everyone