HEY I LIKE FREEDOMS AND HATE RUSSIA EVEN THOUGH MY COUNTRY REGULATES ME TO DEATH WHILE RUSSIAN CAN OWN A PRIVATE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

The private roads where my in laws live are so awesome, they are basically neglected so visitors will avoid driving by peoples houses which you know makes it fucking difficult to take trash to a dump without owning a Ford f150 diesel

Americans think they can't do witout a ford f150

in reality, a Fiat Panda will suffice

That car wouldn't get you far down these roads without bottoming out

Also it's ugly

No steeze

That's probably the worst offense

i've been going hunting in most rugged terrains with quite spartan vehicles with engines bellow 2000 cubic centimeters

less weight

more torque

what kind of backwater unit of measure is that

= Win

European

> 2017
> Not using imperial

we've never had imperial

until the metric system we used to shuffle between local slavic measuring units and austrian standards

I know, still stuck in archaic superstitions

yeah all Americans definitely think that

fucking burgs

basically, a well thought out car with 85 cubic inches can do difficult off road jobs

Do you have graphing calculators or is it still all slide rules?

as long as you dont haul a mobile home with it

"NO, BUT A LOT OF THEM. THE MENTALITY THERE IS -"

most people here just have 4 wheel drive sedans for bad roads and weather

Mid size family sedan

Trucks are for people with jobs in the trades

for example, suzuki samurai

to haul shit

because that's what they're for

a modest commuter for a modest WASP with a good upstanding modest penis length

"CAN do"

sure

And an untrimmed Mayberry Bush if yaknowwhatimean

try to sell even closetcase scando herr vikernes on that theory

I'm a long time spartan vehicle fan though, ever since i driven a peugeot 205 rallye as a kid

I loved my Ford ranger and it wasn't used for anything but getting to work and to the liquor store

The Samurai was an awesome rig.

rangers aren't really the same

I know

But I could haul jetskis if I wanted