Message from @The Enlightened Shepherd

Discord ID: 289449008496377866


2017-03-09 17:09:35 UTC  

Leftists to Brazil MAO

2017-03-09 17:12:15 UTC  

My buddy Brett really likes the new Burzum. I like the old stuff though. You might know Brett Stevens. He runs the website Deathmetal.org — it’s truly an amazing website with the Heavy Metal FAQ and Dark Legions Archive reviews! Hails to the ANUS/DMU troops of doom! When I first met Brett I was amazed by how mighty he is. Imagine a modern Nietzschean philosopher, 6’9″ tall (which I’m 6’6″ — it’s weird to actually look up to someone; even if slightly), in his 40s but looks like he’s 24… The dude is a superhuman/overman. We went to a BBQ joint in Houston and he demanded his steak unprepared. Brett is paleo-male to the max. He ate 2 pounds of raw bovine. I have no idea how he maintains 4% body fat. All of the women who came in near proximity were immediately wet.

2017-03-09 17:12:48 UTC  

brett is our own sam hyde

2017-03-09 17:12:51 UTC  

Like I previously said, he’s an overman; both mentally and physically. His brain’s neurotransmitters/nerve impulses are much more active than anyone who I’ve ever met. As such, the world is his urinal. Thanks for stating that there’s much more going on in my music than Wolves in the Throne Room. I agree with that statement… I’ve been into death metal since I was 12. So, yeah, nothing new here— now I listen to a lot classical music. Metal is still frequent though — I love me that death metal and black metal.

2017-03-09 17:13:40 UTC  

Am I doom trooper

2017-03-09 17:13:49 UTC  

Do I make the cut

2017-03-09 17:13:54 UTC  

Marginalize the Geek

2017-03-09 17:14:53 UTC  

Accessorize the Fleek

2017-03-09 17:17:06 UTC  

Odorize the seat

2017-03-09 17:19:55 UTC  

deodorize the seat

2017-03-09 17:19:59 UTC  

fucking guy eh

2017-03-09 17:20:28 UTC  

HEY I LIKE FREEDOMS AND HATE RUSSIA EVEN THOUGH MY COUNTRY REGULATES ME TO DEATH WHILE RUSSIAN CAN OWN A PRIVATE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

2017-03-09 17:24:17 UTC  

The private roads where my in laws live are so awesome, they are basically neglected so visitors will avoid driving by peoples houses which you know makes it fucking difficult to take trash to a dump without owning a Ford f150 diesel

2017-03-09 17:24:51 UTC  

Americans think they can't do witout a ford f150

2017-03-09 17:24:59 UTC  

in reality, a Fiat Panda will suffice

2017-03-09 17:26:03 UTC  

That car wouldn't get you far down these roads without bottoming out

2017-03-09 17:26:21 UTC  

Also it's ugly

2017-03-09 17:26:27 UTC  

No steeze

2017-03-09 17:26:59 UTC  

That's probably the worst offense

2017-03-09 17:27:01 UTC  

i've been going hunting in most rugged terrains with quite spartan vehicles with engines bellow 2000 cubic centimeters

2017-03-09 17:27:18 UTC  

less weight

2017-03-09 17:27:19 UTC  

more torque

2017-03-09 17:27:22 UTC  

what kind of backwater unit of measure is that

2017-03-09 17:27:25 UTC  

= Win

2017-03-09 17:27:31 UTC  

European

2017-03-09 17:27:41 UTC  

> 2017
> Not using imperial

2017-03-09 17:28:04 UTC  

we've never had imperial

2017-03-09 17:28:47 UTC  

until the metric system we used to shuffle between local slavic measuring units and austrian standards

2017-03-09 17:28:53 UTC  

I know, still stuck in archaic superstitions

2017-03-09 17:29:29 UTC  

yeah all Americans definitely think that

2017-03-09 17:29:31 UTC  

fucking burgs

2017-03-09 17:29:37 UTC  

basically, a well thought out car with 85 cubic inches can do difficult off road jobs

2017-03-09 17:29:41 UTC  

Do you have graphing calculators or is it still all slide rules?

2017-03-09 17:29:45 UTC  

as long as you dont haul a mobile home with it

2017-03-09 17:29:45 UTC  

"NO, BUT A LOT OF THEM. THE MENTALITY THERE IS -"

2017-03-09 17:30:28 UTC  

most people here just have 4 wheel drive sedans for bad roads and weather

2017-03-09 17:30:41 UTC  

Mid size family sedan

2017-03-09 17:30:43 UTC  

Trucks are for people with jobs in the trades

2017-03-09 17:30:50 UTC  

for example, suzuki samurai

2017-03-09 17:30:51 UTC  

to haul shit