It's almost spring brrak

Ah yeah

Clearwater

commandeer a DJ booth and spin morbid Angel

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/mar/10/white-men-endangered-species-in-uk-boardrooms-says-tesco-chairman

Goatjamz

christ.

as soon as girls start liking metal

it's lame

> the black album

no 3D women allowed

If you are a white male, tough. You are an endangered species and you are going to have to work twice as hard.”

The last time I listened to Slayer was when I was asked to go for our anniversary

suddenly

life has no meaning

Dragging old metalheads to bars

i think the first time i had sex dissection was playing

storm of the light's bane

@diversity_is_racism do you remember the dude who talked about the guitarist with tiny/vestigial arms?

proof that it is an INFERIOR album

He's my old roommate

and no one should like it

porn of the whites bane

Going to drag him to some bars

that's why i like that album

because i am an enemy of metal

and false

It's a cool album

i only take advice from big-talking chessmasters and arabs

when it comes to metal

They are elite and recognize virtue. Their recognition of virtue makes them elite.

Pickup and Chess with RSD Commuter Dan: "Why Your Hangups On Subpar Melodeath Are Costing You Easy Bangs"

Morbid Taint - Spectrum of Autism

Timepoon - Bangaramic Twilight

Incomplaintion - Inward to Holegotha

all of mine are just bad poon puns

I have more but I feel unclean

ashamed

Sexphobic - the Nocturnal Fapping

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