7 years younger than I

Not bad

the internet needs a eugenics police

all of tumblr needs to be cleansed overnight for example

PLOT TWIST: HE'S 17

I've found that not caring what women think is a good way to make them more friendly.

EUGENICS POLICE IS GOOD

WOMEN WANT GUIDANCE, SAFETY

and rape

YOU WOULD TOO IF YOU COULD GET PREGNANT AT ANY MOMENT

yes. I am very patriarchal.

SHITLORDS UNITE

What women want ain't what they need

Does your wife make glop?

I have no idea what you are talking about with glop.

My dad was 20 years older than my mother.

And I have a younger brother.

My mom was a girl scout in my dad's first wife's girl scout troupe.

It's a dish served in Wisconsin/Minnesota

jesus

20 years

nvm read that wrong

thought mom was

Lolll

At the girl scout thing

I do have a high school classmate, a man, who married a woman 20 years older than he is.

very strange

but hey whatever

https://www.google.com/amp/www.food.com/amp/recipe/g-l-o-p-219271

You've never had glop?

Do you ever leave the house?

I think I'm getting the hang of your subculture

just stay away from Nester

GLOP = 1 LB OF CHEESE + SEASONING?

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD WAY TO DIE FROM EARLY HEART FAILURE

Make lots of sodomy murder and genocide jokes

THE ORIGINAL SODOMY JOKE IS THIS FORM:

More like colon failure

"I NEED ONIONS, POTATOES, ZUCCHINI, AVOCADOS, CARROTS AND SODOMY"

THROW IT INTO A LIST

LOL @ COLON FAILURE