JUST SIX TIMES

ALT RIGHT FANFIC

"SO... WHAT EVOLA HAVE YOU READ?" HE ASKED, HIS HAND SLIDING UP MY THIGH

was it open mouth or closed? how old were you at the time? were you sober?

I think these are important questions because it helps us verify how gay you are

sobriety doesn't even matter, rather it's more important to know when this took place, over how long a time frame you were still kissing other men, and whether or not it was open or closed mouth

how old are you now?

so 6 kisses with the same man, from ages 18-20

open mouth or closed?

@fallot you should look into this

it's important info

if you decline to state I assume it was open with tongue

so lastly, what was the reason/context for these kisses with the other man

because why

like you were hanging out and just felt like making out with another guy?

so presumably he suddenly wanted to make out with you

and then how did you react?

and what is your relationship to this man

okay so

in summary

@devolved @Nester @fallot so in summary you, @custer , first made out with open mouthed tongue kisses with your male best friend, starting at age 18, then persisting over 6 episodes to now (your current age is 20). These makeout episodes were initiated by him but not resisted by you. Is this correct?

because this is important stuff

while we're at it I think we need some more sexual/romantic history from you

how many humans have you had sex with

based on that guilty conscience answer I presume it's either zero or a very high number

you already denied ever touching a man's penis or having them touch yours

have you ever slept with a woman or received oral sex from a woman?

from how many women, roughly?

have you ever had sex outside of a long term relationship?

when did you lose your virginity

at what age

just to get a feel for how long this has all been going on

so over the course of about 5 years you have had sex with a total of 4 women and zero men

so okay

that's good data

okay so in between these relationships, what do you do

itt: exilarch can't tell when someone's trolling him

to be specific, do you masturbate or use pornography?

@fallot ot @devolved ved @Nester so his sexual history summary: lost virginity at age 15, slept with 4 sluts since then, denies sex with anyone outside of 6mo+ relationship, masturbates, pornography addict

well that about wraps it up

you are indeed a dalit