are you mormon?

dude i heard a rumor that reptiles walk the halls of mormon church

no im not mormon but i wanna be religious

I am mormon

r u rly

do they have chocolate nicorette patches to help mormon ppl taper off chocolate

dude i heard they kidnapped willy wonka

dude if like each level of the bridge of scientology was 100 dollars i would have done it all

lmao

chocolate is fine in mormonism

dude

but dude it has caffeine

how is it ok if chocolate is not ok

err

caffeine is okay

how is chocolate ok if caffeine is not ok when chocolate has caffeine in it

in fact, per the technical wording of the document forbidding coffee and tea, it isn't actually even forbidden, just recommended against

LOL

mormon adherents themselves made up the part that said it's banned as a hard and fast rule

it's like catholics making up fish on friday even though it's not in their book at all

dude when i got lunch by brigham young university i ordered a coca cola and the guy smashed it in front of me with a chocolate needle hanging from his arm, he stumbled away and said "word to the wise..."

lol

lmao

have you read naked lunch @Deleted User f5db5877

brigham young would excommunicate 90% of the people at the university named after him

no whats that?

he would wave a knife at them

it's a book

by william s burroughs

i think you'd like it

dude u guys wanna her something actually spooky

it actually terrifies me

dude im nervous even sharing this stuff

dude when i was checking out scientology i was extremely extremely stressed out and getting the typical level of wild paranoid thoughts i normally do

when i was super stressed out i e-mailed them and i was like "what if i am l ron hubbarts thetan?"

and then i felt like sharing them all these crazy ideas, crazy to me at least

dude

but dude i looked up online and i was born like a year after he died

so i was like "concieved" p close to when he died

i srsly wonder if they have suspicion i am him or i can talk to him,

pxpq not to derail the convo but there is no good time to say it: I talked it over with a senior attending psychiatrist at my current location, he says 400mg seroquel is unequivocally an antipsychotic dose and in fact it's kind of a high end antipsychotic dose, he actually was the guy who did some of the initial studies to determine the effective dosage and that's what he said. He agrees with my intuition that your psychiatrist probably thinks you have schizophrenia and that's why he prescribed 400mg seroquel at bedtime