someome told me this idea that the effect of chocolate is that it makes you think people like you LOL
so is that the true me then!?!?!?
if i was a celebrity would i be just like that??!!!?!
devolved
hey pxpq what is it with you and mormons
what does the word of wisdom say about hot drinks
are you mormon?
dude i heard a rumor that reptiles walk the halls of mormon church
no im not mormon but i wanna be religious
I am mormon
r u rly
do they have chocolate nicorette patches to help mormon ppl taper off chocolate
dude i heard they kidnapped willy wonka
dude if like each level of the bridge of scientology was 100 dollars i would have done it all
lmao
chocolate is fine in mormonism
dude
but dude it has caffeine
how is it ok if chocolate is not ok
err
caffeine is okay
how is chocolate ok if caffeine is not ok when chocolate has caffeine in it
in fact, per the technical wording of the document forbidding coffee and tea, it isn't actually even forbidden, just recommended against
LOL
mormon adherents themselves made up the part that said it's banned as a hard and fast rule
it's like catholics making up fish on friday even though it's not in their book at all
dude when i got lunch by brigham young university i ordered a coca cola and the guy smashed it in front of me with a chocolate needle hanging from his arm, he stumbled away and said "word to the wise..."
lol
have you read naked lunch @Deleted User f5db5877
brigham young would excommunicate 90% of the people at the university named after him
no whats that?
he would wave a knife at them
it's a book
by william s burroughs
i think you'd like it
dude u guys wanna her something actually spooky
it actually terrifies me
dude im nervous even sharing this stuff
dude when i was checking out scientology i was extremely extremely stressed out and getting the typical level of wild paranoid thoughts i normally do
when i was super stressed out i e-mailed them and i was like "what if i am l ron hubbarts thetan?"
