devolved u seem kinda weird rn, r u on chocolate?
Yeah
dude
when i was in provo it seemed many women had dry skin
It's a dry climate
and i wonder if its bc they are all peddled sugar by descendants of brigham young's sugar business friend
devolved how is chocolate acceptible if caffeine is not
dude im gonna make a fucking probiotic chocolate drink, im gonna make the most potent, easily digestable chocolate beverage and sell it to the mormons and ruin their lives
its gonna be RAW cacao in probiotics and digestive enzymes
The word of wisdom just says hot drinks
Good idea
make them manic
dude chocolate makes me so mentally ill
dude if i drink matcha and eat raw cacao i have absolutely no regard for other ppls feelings
dude its so bizarre its almost funny
someome told me this idea that the effect of chocolate is that it makes you think people like you LOL
so is that the true me then!?!?!?
if i was a celebrity would i be just like that??!!!?!
devolved
hey pxpq what is it with you and mormons
what does the word of wisdom say about hot drinks
are you mormon?
dude i heard a rumor that reptiles walk the halls of mormon church
no im not mormon but i wanna be religious
I am mormon
r u rly
do they have chocolate nicorette patches to help mormon ppl taper off chocolate
dude i heard they kidnapped willy wonka
dude if like each level of the bridge of scientology was 100 dollars i would have done it all
lmao
chocolate is fine in mormonism
but dude it has caffeine
how is it ok if chocolate is not ok
err
caffeine is okay
how is chocolate ok if caffeine is not ok when chocolate has caffeine in it
in fact, per the technical wording of the document forbidding coffee and tea, it isn't actually even forbidden, just recommended against
LOL
mormon adherents themselves made up the part that said it's banned as a hard and fast rule
it's like catholics making up fish on friday even though it's not in their book at all
