so I assume you did other stuff then

I do have a toothbrush though.

like you had her fart on your balls or something

what did you do?

hand?

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Babywipe

weren't you given a blowjob?

our hero's journey continues

yeah elaborate about this

first of all was it a blowjob or a brojob

lmao

By a woman

How old are you

so our hero has had sukee-sukee

I guess the next question is, who was the girl?

were you sitting on the couch with a female friend and suddenly she starts making doe eyes at you and batting her eyelashes and says "Wild-senpai, i-it's embarrassing but I always wanted to... kiss you... down there..." and then starts undoing your zipper and auditioning on your dick with her mouth?

or was it some random slut at a party kind of thing

lol

Was it "please WIld-senpai, give me your sperm! Onegai~!" or some dumb drunk slut saying "Yeah you'll do, gimme the ol' bangarang before I sober up"?

Was it "please WIld-senpai, give me your sperm! Onegai~!" or some dumb drunk slut saying "Yeah you'll do, gimme the ol' bangarang before I sober up"?

Was it "please WIld-senpai, give me your sperm! Onegai~!" or some dumb drunk slut saying "Yeah you'll do for the night, gimme the ol' bangarang before I sober up"?

This guy thinks I've gone to a party.

This guy thinks I've gone to a party.

@Horns come on bro tell us how alpha you were

This guy thinks I've gone to a party.

Exilarch you were there when I told Ludvig about this.

Geez.

I don't remember it at all

Clearly.

More like vigilance by the day.

Regale us with a tale papa varg

well don't take it hard, it's just that the details of your life are honestly not very important to me

Why didn't you fuck her vagina? Did you not have a condom?

Seems weird to me

The vagina has teeth.

I know she would have spread her legs

The vagina has teeth.

The vagina has teeth.

The vagina has teeth.