why a sex toy? I thought you were going to do porn

I wanted to do reps first.

Gotta get in shape.

just get a slut off craigslist and shoot amateur

You want to film? As an ISTP you probably have a good eye.

wild have you ever had sex before

You'd catch all the good angles.

Best lighting.

Maybe.

why "maybe"

you either did or didn't

How is it defined?

...

well what happened?

what is the farthest you went with a woman

I am not a sensor, binaries do not apply.

you put your hard dick into a chick/dude

Then no, I haven't.

usually vag or buttstuff happens

so I assume you did other stuff then

I do have a toothbrush though.

like you had her fart on your balls or something

what did you do?

hand?

👋

🤐

Babywipe

weren't you given a blowjob?

our hero's journey continues

yeah elaborate about this

first of all was it a blowjob or a brojob

lmao

By a woman

How old are you

so our hero has had sukee-sukee

I guess the next question is, who was the girl?

were you sitting on the couch with a female friend and suddenly she starts making doe eyes at you and batting her eyelashes and says "Wild-senpai, i-it's embarrassing but I always wanted to... kiss you... down there..." and then starts undoing your zipper and auditioning on your dick with her mouth?

or was it some random slut at a party kind of thing

lol

Was it "please WIld-senpai, give me your sperm! Onegai~!" or some dumb drunk slut saying "Yeah you'll do, gimme the ol' bangarang before I sober up"?

Was it "please WIld-senpai, give me your sperm! Onegai~!" or some dumb drunk slut saying "Yeah you'll do, gimme the ol' bangarang before I sober up"?