Message from @Mother

Discord ID: 391023286001205251


2017-12-15 00:21:41 UTC  

im not a professor. im a parriah. i was gassed by my dissertation director for crimethink i shall never be whole again.

2017-12-15 00:22:08 UTC  

we should start a Goatse University

2017-12-15 00:22:33 UTC  

see if goatse.edu is available. it will be..extension... based

2017-12-15 00:22:45 UTC  

MY UNDERSTANDING OF .EDU

2017-12-15 00:22:51 UTC  

IS THEY ARE NOT SO EASILY ACQUIRED

2017-12-15 00:23:01 UTC  

really? hmmm.

2017-12-15 00:23:22 UTC  

fuck. oh well. there goes my dreams of legalized prostitution in oklahoma

2017-12-15 00:23:33 UTC  

LIMITED TO FULLY ACCREDITED POSTSECONDARY INSTITUTIONS

2017-12-15 00:24:36 UTC  

ugh. looks like youre right this will have to be goatse.info

2017-12-15 00:24:52 UTC  

@Jossi I'm writing my final history paper on perennial philosophy and nasr.

2017-12-15 00:24:57 UTC  

GOATSE IS A FAMOUS BRAND

2017-12-15 00:25:01 UTC  

GOOD LUCK ACQUIRING THE .INFO

2017-12-15 00:25:04 UTC  

IT'S PROBABLY TAKEN

2017-12-15 00:25:05 UTC  

goatse(tm)

2017-12-15 00:25:28 UTC  
2017-12-15 00:25:43 UTC  

probably yea. i think we could have open registration though

2017-12-15 00:25:53 UTC  

YOU JOKE. YET MOST OF THE MODERN DAY INTERNET WAS CRAFTED AFTER LOOKING INTO GAPING HOLES.

2017-12-15 00:26:34 UTC  

╭━━━━╮ This is hitler. Help
╰┃ ┣卍━卍 hitler take over
 ┃ ┃  ╰━▅╮ Discord by pasting
 ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ him in 10 other
  ╰╮ ┳━━╯ servers or you
 ▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ will be gassed.
╱▔╲▋╰━┻┻╮╲╱▔▔▔╲
▏  ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔  O O┃
╲╱▔╲▂▂▂▂╱▔╲▂▂▂╱
 ▏卍▕▇▇▕ ▏卍▕▇▇

2017-12-15 00:26:35 UTC  

i grew up on the internet. you were just born when i was on irc

2017-12-15 00:26:52 UTC  

YEAH. WELL YOU'RE NOT ON IRC ANYMORE, ARE YOU?

2017-12-15 00:26:56 UTC  

WE WOULD DIE FOR THE IRC

2017-12-15 00:27:05 UTC  

NOBODY WOULD DIE FOR DISCORD

2017-12-15 00:27:08 UTC  

yea, and i'm not on aol either

2017-12-15 00:27:22 UTC  

MAYBE WE'D SACRFICE @devolved FOR IT BUT THAT'S IT

2017-12-15 00:27:37 UTC  

SACRIFICIAL ASS BURGER

2017-12-15 00:27:59 UTC  

can we sacrifice @Maddy ?

2017-12-15 00:28:07 UTC  

AOL, DISCORD, ALL COMPANIES

2017-12-15 00:28:12 UTC  

or is she no longer a virgin?

2017-12-15 00:28:15 UTC  

IRC IS A PROTOCOL OPEN TO ALL

2017-12-15 00:28:21 UTC  

WHICH IS WHY IT WILL ALWAYS EXIST

2017-12-15 00:28:51 UTC  

i shoud get on irc then. give me good irc. i want to fash with the best of the generation that hates me unironically

2017-12-15 00:29:01 UTC  

That's not even Hitler you fucking liar

2017-12-15 00:29:20 UTC  

IRC.GNAA.PRESS #GNAA

2017-12-15 00:29:22 UTC  

Hitler was Austian and that is obviously white

2017-12-15 00:30:18 UTC  

are Mr. Bond and Morriku on IRC?

2017-12-15 00:31:37 UTC  

frauline got potential we coud be a family, met her in the crowd at a right wing rally...

2017-12-15 00:33:07 UTC  

so i dont see an irc client for brave. goddamnit i'm going to have to go back to mozilla

2017-12-15 00:33:24 UTC  

oh well. im going to fuck off for now...

2017-12-15 00:33:28 UTC  

later

2017-12-15 00:33:37 UTC  

oi Fack off

2017-12-15 00:34:30 UTC  

IRC CLIENT FOR BRAVE WHAT?