Message from @Captain Lauri Törni

Discord ID: 392087409656856576


2017-12-17 19:46:00 UTC  

I heard about this queer

2017-12-17 19:46:14 UTC  

@Kalier status on sharing your thinking emojie

2017-12-17 19:48:34 UTC  

Can I have your autograph ?

2017-12-17 20:29:25 UTC  

TURD PENIS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267086373285134338/392050675330187264/turd_penis.jpg

2017-12-17 20:36:23 UTC  

wtf

2017-12-17 21:48:31 UTC  

i don't even know what to say

2017-12-17 21:57:57 UTC  

MAKE YOUR OWN! IT'S AN EASY HOLIDAY CRAFT PROJECT. YOU ALREADY HAVE THE SUPPLIES

2017-12-17 21:58:06 UTC  

EAT LOTS OF CHEESE IS MY ADVICE

2017-12-17 21:59:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267086373285134338/392073379932274688/happy_holidaids-phpbb1.jpg

2017-12-17 22:29:26 UTC  

Fuck it's almost Christmas

2017-12-17 22:35:18 UTC  

How come it's a thing in the US to name your child after yourself and then that child names his child the same thing so his name is like Carl Bryceman III?

2017-12-17 22:46:51 UTC  

AN IMPRESSION OF CONTINUITY

2017-12-17 22:46:52 UTC  

I SUPPOSE

2017-12-17 22:54:38 UTC  

@here WHO ELSE IN METAL HAS DIED UNDER SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES?

2017-12-17 22:54:44 UTC  

OTHER THAN SUCK CHULDINER

2017-12-17 22:54:48 UTC  

WHO DIED OF AIDS

2017-12-17 22:55:02 UTC  

varg died a spiritual death

2017-12-17 22:55:07 UTC  

does that count?

2017-12-17 22:55:23 UTC  

The one guy who got crushed under a bus

2017-12-17 22:57:22 UTC  

Demolition Hammer's drummer died of globefish poisoning

2017-12-17 23:02:57 UTC  

Inb4 Jewish agenda to kill metal performers

2017-12-17 23:09:21 UTC  

That GBK singer and Jesse from Napalm Death @diversity_is_racism

2017-12-17 23:10:47 UTC  

Dimebag died of AIDS too

2017-12-17 23:11:35 UTC  

@diversity_is_racism okay still odd because only seen it in America it's not a thing elsewhere except for monarchs.

2017-12-17 23:32:21 UTC  

I didn't know IT was dead

2017-12-17 23:55:14 UTC  

Top suicide rates happen in christmas

2017-12-17 23:55:25 UTC  
2017-12-17 23:56:24 UTC  

fun

2017-12-18 00:02:17 UTC  

@Someguy people do that everywhere

2017-12-18 00:02:34 UTC  

i'm cooking liver

2017-12-18 00:23:44 UTC  

LIVERS OF THE WEAK I HOPE

2017-12-18 00:36:02 UTC  

no hope for all the dead chicks

2017-12-18 00:47:01 UTC  

IN A FARM FULL OF OBSCURE PERSONS

2017-12-18 01:01:32 UTC  

@devolved not in northern Europe.

2017-12-18 01:01:49 UTC  

i know at least one norwegian with that name

2017-12-18 01:01:52 UTC  

that kind of name

2017-12-18 01:01:57 UTC  

Oh.